|The short sweet career of Boris Johnson, aka Brexit Dumpty. Top image: Daily Mail.|
The Vote Humpty Dumpty off the wall campaign, spearheaded by former London mayor Boris Johnson, has now devolved into backstabbing, with Boris "Brexit Dumpty" dropping a bombshell today:
"in view of the circumstances in Parliament, I have concluded that person [to replace PM Cameron] cannot be me".Sources claim Brexit Dumpty is planning to retire from politics in order to write his memoirs, with the tentative title "I didn't do it! The Brexit Story".